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News-in-Brief
Brainship
makes key archeological discovery
A key to the the location of the homeworld
of the EsKays, an ancient race of spacegoing
aliens, has been discovered. Archeologists
are now working to decode the book of
starmaps found by the Courier Service
brainship AH-1033, Hypatia, and her brawn
Alexander Joli-Chanteau.
New governors
named to sentient planet
Colonel Yanaba Maddock and Dr. Sean Shongili
were named co-governers of Planet Petaybee
today. This follows upon the close of the
investigation by Intergal's Board of
Directors into recent events on Petaybee.
The inquiry concluded that the planet is
itself sentient. |
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Classifieds
Heptite Guild seeks crystal
singers, tuners, and technicians. Apply in
person at Shankill Moon Base. Those without
perfect pitch need not apply!
The government of Deneb is
offering monetary rewards for scraps of
Hiver spaceships. Contact your local
representative for details.
See the galaxy by harvesting
plants. Apply: Asian Esoteric and Exotic
Company. Families welcome. |
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